Amanda Beard in Playboy

Danica Patrick will also appear in next month's Playboy in the 20Q segment.

 

I wanna see some beard

 

When the "Wives and Girlfriends of SportsJournalists.com" Calender finally comes out, FH, it's going to shatter -- absolutely shatter -- every sales record, and become a worldwide phenomenon, capable of bringing democracy to countries currently run by evil dictators, and as well as ending poverty worldwide. I know this because every day I see people post here who would not sleep with 90 percent of celebrities because they are not up to their standards. When the "W & GF of SportsJournalists.com" Calendar debuts, hopefully sometime this fall, it will raise so much money, it will make "We Are The World" look like a fucking bakesale put on by a local Cub Scout troop.

 

Amen, DD and FH. Whatta bunch of crap. Of course, maybe it's the Men of SportsJournalists.com calendar that will shatter the records. The guys who are such beefcake that they don't have to settle for mere Amanda Beard or Serena Williams.

 

Taaa-daaaaaa!

 

If I say I would not hit it, I would not hit it.

I mean, I realize that I wouldn't be able to get to second base with a coked-up thong-wearing Lindsay Lohan if I was on the last toilet seat in the ladies room.

 

If you worked for the Plain Dealer, you could.

 

Now I'm gonna get depressed. Hell, I'd have to beat my way through starlets and groupies just to get to work.

 

You had to know it was coming

 

Oh BigPern - you have a way with words. Absolutely hilarious!

 

Absolute perfection.