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Am I messed up?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Dec 6, 2008.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    HBO and HBO2 are side-by-side on my hotel's TV channel list.

    One is currently showing Cathouse, the other is showing Oz. I haven't seen Oz in ages so I chose to watch it.

    Oz, a show regularly featuring assrape, etc., versus Cathouse which is wall-to-wall consensual sex (for money).

    Should I be concerned about me? I'll hang up and listen.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Without reading the entire message...yes.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No. We're not so why should you.

    Next question?
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    If watching other people have sex is wrong, I'm going to hell.
  5. lono

    lono Active Member


    Sounds like you might have caught The Gay.

    If you wake up with an uncontrollable urge to go shoe shopping, well, you'll know for sure.

    Not judging, just sayin'.
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    (sniff) Slappy, your warm message moved me so much, I can't decide whether the proper metaphor is to compare it to Chicago's You're The Inspiration or Boston's More Than A Feeling. (sniff)
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    What, no Hallmark Channel?
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    As long as you didn't say Neil and Dara Sedaka's Never Should Have Let You Go, I'm good with that....
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Oh, no, no, no. Shoe shopping? Are you serious?

    Fuck that. I have the sudden urge to shiv someone. But not to be the coolest bitch in Oz.
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Or if he's whistling show tunes in the shower tomorrow morning.
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Depends on whether you're jerking off or not.
  12. Paper Dragon

    Paper Dragon Member

    Can't you just watch Cathouse for 8 seconds or so and then flip over to Oz, which actually has a plot?
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