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Am I a dirty cheating bastard?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Football_Bat, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I went to the supermarket today and did my weekly shopping.

    But instead of taking the first loaf of bread off the shelf, I reached into the back, checked the expiration dates, and grabbed the freshest loaf.

    I did the same for the gallon of soy milk I purchased and for the bottle of Arizona Sweet Tea.

    Instead of playing by the rules, I "gamed the system." Does that make me a dirty cheating bastard?

    Just wondering.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Did you dump all that old crap on the floor or did you leave it seductively lined up in front for the next poor sucker?
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I left it all seductively lined up. God I need a douche shower ...
  4. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Man, what a dick. Wanting to buy the freshest food. How dare you?
  5. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    No, that doesn't. Does everything else you do on a regular basis make you one? Oh yeah.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No, but you need to turn in your man card for the soy milk
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    I do that all time, bat. You're supposed to get the freshest stuff and you should know that the older stuff is in the front and you have to dig a little to get the newer stuff.
    I thought those were the rules.
  8. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest


    I have soy milk. The doctor says the real kind could kill me.
  9. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Nothing wrong with what you're doing. I regularly do the same when getting milk.
  10. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Huh, I didn't know those rules, but I do now.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you're the sucker!
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I'm lactose intolerant, so I guess I should turn in my white card. </sobot>
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