Altitude sickness in Denver

Serious answers, this time, for the serious questions.

You shouldn't be.

Stay home. That's pretty much the only fail-safe way to avoid travel-related sickness.

Avoid the Sears Tower.

 

... who, you said, was playing freaking rugby. :

Have you never traveled anywhere? Climates are different everywhere. Your body adjusts, or it doesn't. Drink some water and pace yourself. No worries.

 

I was just out there, and didn't have any problems with altitude sickness. What you should really be worried about is the bird flu, monkey pox and mad cow.

 

Been to the top of the Sears Tower twice.

 

Jesus, 121 posts in 5 years ... look out, Flash. You have competition.

 

Congratulations.

 

It's called having another screenname. Man, alot of you guys are big assholes. I already knew that sitting back and reading these threads, but this thread is the proof. Again, I can take a joke or two, but when you start questioning the validity of someone's thread, that's just bush.

 

Idaho, I'm thinking of traveling to Utah next month. How concerned should I be that some Mormon guy might want to seize my wife and make her one of his own?

You can say it doesn't happen, but I read Under the Banner of Heaven. Almost a third of it.

EDIT: C'mon, Will. It's just hilarious for some of us with ties to the West to hear this kind of question.

 

Someone needs a bottle and a nap.

 

Is she hot? When do you get here?

Next question: My family is going to San Diego in February. If we go to the ocean, will sharks eat us? I saw a movie once -- it was based in New York, but still had an ocean -- and I'm a little worried. Also, I'm sending my daughter to Europe in June. Are gypsies as big a problem as I've been lead to believe?

 

No sharks down south, but pay mind to when California breaks off into the ocean. It's coming. Everybody keeps talking about the Big One, you know.

 

When I used to go to Denver, I'd bring along lots of jars of air from home.

But, with the new travel restrictions, they won't let me get on the plane with them anymore.

Another small piece of freedon given up for the sake of security.