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Alternatives to cursing

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. Don't curse. Be professional.
     
  2. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I usually yell:

    Sonja Henie's tutu!

    or

    Joey Buttafuoco!
     
  3. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    "You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog."

    "What the French, toast?"

    "Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?"

    "Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!"

    "Pickle you kumquat!"

    "You're overreacting."

    "No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!"

    "You Hoboken."
     
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    I've been really trying hard to curb the language with the 2-year-old (who picks up new words like a sponge)... Cheesefries and fiddlesticks are two of my faves.

    But when I'm playing golf, forget it. Cursing as much a part of the game to me as the grass.
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Fargin' bastages and corksuckin' iceholes!

    (Wazzup J_D?)
     
  6. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Fuck that shit.

    Er ... screw that poop.
     
  7. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Son of a diddly (Flanders)
    Aw hamburgers (Butters)
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Mrs. Heffernan just said, "Oh, fiddlesticks" on King of Queens.
     
  9. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I've always enjoyed "Consarn it" when I don't want to swear, but do want to talk like a prospector.
     
  10. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Fu twa.
     
  11. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    That would also be just about every character from the new Battlestar Galactica. I think the writers just like the fact that they can get away with it. I think it is spelled "frak" though.
     
  12. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    Any newsroom that uses LayoutChamp NEVER will be without cursing.
     
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