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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I'm sure we've had this discussion before and I can't remember. Sorry about that. Old brains.

    Anyway, I was in Sam's Club today buying bulk dog food and 132 razor blades and six jars of peanut butter taped together and 64 batteries. You know, the usual.

    They were selling this Alli for 69.99. Were because it was all gone.

    Isn't that the pill that makes you, uh, not being to control your bowels? Makes you have "oily stools" as the advertisements go?

    Does it really work? Would anybody take that? Do you wear a Depends when you are on it - seriously. Not trying to be a wiseass.

    I need to lose weight. Not at all sure I want to do it that way.
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

  3. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    "Anal leakage" is the term they use. And they also advise you to bring an extra pair of pants to work. Enough said.
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member


    This doesn't sound good.

  5. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The good news? I lost 10 pounds!
    The bad news? I SHIT MY PANTS!
    Knowing my luck, I'd rip a leaky during a meeting with the publisher.

    No thanks. I'd rather be fat and stain free.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member


    Moddy, left, and Mrs. Moddy enjoy a Saturday walk.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I just don't think I could live with myself after having attended an online "accident support group" meeting.
  8. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Still laughing
  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    "Hi, I'm Moddy. I shit my pants."
    "Hi Moddy."

    Is that how it works?
    Hey, now I do have a use for my BROWN PANTS! Where is that thread when I need it?
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Moddy: "I lost 10 pounds! And it's all in my diaper!"
  11. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    On the Atkins diet, you get constipation. Not fun, but better than the opposite. At least more, umm, predictable.
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Hell, I'd never get my SIs read if I was on Atkins.
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