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Alleged Masturbation Thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by txscoop, Apr 9, 2008.

  1. txscoop

    txscoop Member

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Re: Look at this lede

    "This is how I chill, ma'am."

    Classic quote. I call dibs for the sig.

    Hey, tx, if you put in the headline that this is an alleged masturbation thread, you get a lot more hits.
  3. txscoop

    txscoop Member

    Re: Look at this lede

    how do i change topic headline?
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Re: Look at this lede

    Edit it in your first post.
  5. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Re: Look at this lede

    Pringle told police he has "a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants," and demonstrated for the officer by placing his hand down the front of his sweatpants, according to the complaint.

    "Why would I need to masturbate?" he told police. "This is how I chill, ma'am."


    Awesome! Why would I need to masturbate? That's not a very good defense. Men don't need to. They have to.
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Re: Look at this lede

    What about Grimaces?
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    The men's basketball team is selling hand lotion?

    This just keeps getting better...
  9. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye.
  10. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Not defending in this case, but I find myself, when reading or sitting around, putting my hand down my pants. Weirdly comforting. Seriously.
  11. ondeadline

    ondeadline Active Member

    <a href="http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/54761/">I believe this is a d_b. Here's a link to the original thread.</a>
  12. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    "According to the criminal complaint, a woman said Pringle sat down on top of a desk behind her and asked if she wanted to purchase some hand lotion he was selling for the basketball team."

    Isn't that an NCAA violation?
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