Alleged Masturbation Thread

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/07/lion_denies_charges.aspx

 

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"This is how I chill, ma'am."

Classic quote. I call dibs for the sig.

Hey, tx, if you put in the headline that this is an alleged masturbation thread, you get a lot more hits.

 

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how do i change topic headline?

 

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Edit it in your first post.

 

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Pringle told police he has "a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants," and demonstrated for the officer by placing his hand down the front of his sweatpants, according to the complaint.

"Why would I need to masturbate?" he told police. "This is how I chill, ma'am."

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Awesome! Why would I need to masturbate? That's not a very good defense. Men don't need to. They have to.

 

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What about Grimaces?

 

The men's basketball team is selling hand lotion?

This just keeps getting better...

 

The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye.

 

Not defending in this case, but I find myself, when reading or sitting around, putting my hand down my pants. Weirdly comforting. Seriously.

 

<a href="http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/54761/">I believe this is a d_b. Here's a link to the original thread.</a>

 

"According to the criminal complaint, a woman said Pringle sat down on top of a desk behind her and asked if she wanted to purchase some hand lotion he was selling for the basketball team."

Isn't that an NCAA violation?