All-Time Movie Lineup

Leak hits the curve better and is a better defender. But Cerrano is good at voodoo.

 

I might have to go with Jack Parkman at catcher. He has great power and the ladies love or hate it when he does his little shimmy.

 

Leon Carter at catcher. You could take all of the Bingo Long crew and kick some serious ass.

 

Excellent call. Completely forgot about those guys.

 

Dorn's available to pinch hit.

 

Just can't put him in the game, Dorn's a defensive liability.

 

Starter: Cecil "Stud" Cantrell (surely someone here has seen Long Gone)
Setup man: Jimmy Morris
Closer: Duke Temple

 

Over Lou Brown?

 

"Let's knock their dicks off!"
"She just loves yer ass, kid"
"Long Gone" kicks ass

Maybe Joe Brown should be the catcher. And Jamie Don Weeks is a heck of a glove at second base.

 

That guy Maris, I forget his first name, in 61 was pretty good. He should be on the team somewhere

 

I'll assume Pride of the Yankees is out, which would eliminate Lou Gehrig, Babe Ruth and the rest of the Yankees from competition.

Would the dark horse in the race for manager be Charley Pegler? (surely someone's seen Brewster's Millions)

and although he couldn't hit or catch very well, for the beauty of his trash-talking Spike Nolan needs to be in there for our catcher.

 

I think you can file 61 in with the Eight Men Out, Field of Dreams, Pride of the Yankees milieu.


Smartass.