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Happy 443rd birthday, Shakespeare.

Any Shakespeare fans here?

 

I was thinking Rush, but OK, yeah, mazel tov to the Bard, who made it possible for me to see breasts on the big screen for the first time (Romeo and Juliet) ...

 

400 years of literary criticism just got flushed down the toilet.

 

I don't get Shakespeare, can't stand the stuff. But I do love the term "beast with two backs."

 

I think this was The Bard's first draft for a scene in Cleopatra ...

Nay, but this dotage of our Moddy's
O'erflows the measure: those his sabra eyes,
That o'er the files and musters of the war
Have glow'd like plated Boots, now bend, now turn,
The office and devotion of their Bubbleresque view
Upon a COCKDIAN front: his CHARMION heart,
Which in the scuffles of great SportsJournalists.com flamewars hath burst
The buckles on his breast, reneges all temper,
And is become the locked threads and the fan
To cool a gipsy's pussy_eaten.

 

Did PUSSY_EATEN have a Cleopatra grip?

 

I was 12 or 13, I think. We went to see the movie on a school field trip. I was in no position to criticize.