All the day's box scores, all on one page?

USA Today used to be pretty complete about them. I can't say I count the box scores enough to know if that's still true.

 

I wish they could make a machine like a freezer, but instead of making things cold fast, I wish it could make things hot fast....even faster than an oven. I don't want to wait no 45 minutes for no chicken pot pie!

 

Man, when I get home, I have a ton of stuff on my answering machine. Now if only there were a way people could reach me while I was out.

 

It sucks waiting for days to see how the pictures I took turn out. Fucking film. It almost sucks as much as the lines at the bank on Friday afternoon.

 

Actually a fairly legit question. Because of the West Coast games, I have frequently found myself wishing I could find an old-school roundup on the Web.

 

I hate missing all my TV shows too. Ya think I could record them, no?