All Star game blowout hosted by me

Nah, Ace, I'll tell em I work for the Plain Dealer; safer than rufies and more certain.

 

The Inky Black Ops Division will sadly be unable to attend.

 

Not to brag, but I can probably afford to put a case of beer on my credit card.

 

And none of that Natty Light shit; microbrew all the way.

 

Provably

 

Jones already has hosted an all-star game blowout. The results were shitty.

 

Why don't you all grow up and be somebody.

 

Man, I'm not trying to start anything, but my skills are going to cost you. I'm provaby, demonstrably on top of my game, drug-free all the time, yo.

Just ask my pals David LaChapelle and Annie Leibovitz. I trained 'em. I told Dave, "Man, 30 days with me and you'll be a celebrity photog in no time."

And you know what? It happened.

 

Yeah, but how many sacks did you have playing for the flag football team?

 

Everybody needs to stop trying to draft off my heat and pony up some cash so I can get to town.

I WILL bring a pack of Jolly Ranchers to put in the Zima.

Peace,

ZKE

 

The Papal Posse would love to be there. We just need some cash, someone willing to pick me up in a private jet and fly me to SF, some hot chicas -- women dig the pointy hat, it's a lady killer -- and a good 80s cover band to play the Posse theme music everywhere. Other than that, we are set. Hit me up and I'll hit you back with the necessary info. And while the Papal Posse is a laid-back group, we don't need wanna-bes and never-gonnabes to crowd our turf. Don't draft off the Popemobile's coolness.

Peace out.

 

SC and Stan's Stormtroopers are in. We'll gladly put Zeke's airfare on our credit cards. Hey, we have enough free space to buy a scooter