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All Seinfeld, all the time

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Jan 13, 2013.

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  1. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Me Fail English? That's unpossible.
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jan 15, 2013
    #49
  2. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    You are so good looking.
     
    Versatile, Jan 16, 2013
    #50
  3. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Canyonero!
    Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
    The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
    12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
    Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
    She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jan 16, 2013
    #51
  4. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Dental plan? (Lisa needs braces!)
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Jan 16, 2013
    #52
  5. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    That came on at 7:30. At 7 is the original episode, where Morty Seinfeld was played by someone who was quickly replaced by the Morty we all grew to love. The one where Art Vandelay was first introduced. And where Jerry and Elaine had the post-breakup, now trying to be friends tension, when Jerry started hitting on a new woman.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jan 16, 2013
    #53
  6. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jan 16, 2013
    #54
  7. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    I'm from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh.
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Jan 16, 2013
    #55
  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I'm speechless. I have no speech.
     
    Versatile, Jan 16, 2013
    #56
  9. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Jan 16, 2013
    #57
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
     
    Versatile, Jan 16, 2013
    #58
  11. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Less than 24 hours into your attempted threadjack, and you're already repeating lines.

    I think we know who the winner is here.
     
    Buck, Jan 16, 2013
    #59
  12. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.
     
    Versatile, Jan 16, 2013
    #60
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