All I Wanted Was Kosher Coca Cola

I've decided to become more millitant in defense of my vehicle choice. I was at a light next to a gentlemen driving a Prius - He looked over at me and I pointed to his car and gave him the finger. He did not seem sure what to do next.

 

Boom... I thought all Coke was Kosher for Passover when that time came around in the New York area.

I remember moving to California far east of Los Angeles and discovering they didn't suspend alternate side of the street parking rules for Jewish holidays. I was outraged, because I wouldn't know when the holidays were. Not only that, but they didn't even have alternate side of the street parking rules. I was Catholic, but a lot of us used to cut school during Jewish holidays to show our sympathy (and hang out).