All I Wanted Was Kosher Coca Cola

Over a beer... nice...

And none of that stinking root beer!

 

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1791069673

 

I'm going to put the odds at any of this actually happening at slightly worse than filling out a perfect NCAA bracket...

 

But I like the caricature of the wimpy, stuck-in-the-70s, pussy liberal guy. Like something out of Mallard Fillmore.

 

Ha! Somebody got that reference. Haven't seen that video in years. Man, I just wore out Akimbo Alogo one summer. (And it wasn't summer unless you saw Kim Mitchell live at least once.)

Wonder whatever happened to Peter Fredette? Wonder if he still has the big hair he was rocking in that video.

 

Huggy, I got it right away. When I was a bartender in college I played the song each and every day.

I was the day shifter (10 AM to 5:30 PM) and I cranked the shit out of that song every single lunch rush.

 

i once gave the finger to a guy in a Ford Probe tailgating me on the Merritt parkway. he then tried to run me off the road. Arab guy, turns out, from north Stamford. The traffic court judge said he's cite us both if we didn't drop the whole thing.

 

Coca-Cola is Kosher. Marijuana is not...

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=1098996

 

'Darling, how wonderful that you're both here, I know baseball is so special to you, it must be very hard to miss even one game, I remember once going to watch the Cubs play, do they still play, dear? Lou, did you ever watch the...I SAID DID YOU EVER WATCH...oh, never mind, he just will not change the batteries in that hearing aid....What was I saying, oh, the Cubs, that handsome Chuck Tanner was playing, #91, I remember because we would take the 91 bus to get there, what a memory, I tell you, the things I remember...

'Anyway, darling, I'm so glad your Boom could join us, but I'm wondering if he could park that thing down the street, I voted for McGovern, for God's sake...is this his first seder, dear? Will he be comfortable? Did you explain about the bread, I don't want him to think we forgot the bread, BOOM DARLING,oh my, what a big hug, I'm sure my ribs will be back in place by the weekend, BOOM, WE WON 'T BE HAVING BREAD WITH DINNER...'

'Mother, he's not deaf, he's just Catholic, you don't have to yell...'

'You don't have to be snippy, 21, I was just trying to be clear, how do I know what he thinks, he brought the regular Coca-Cola, you know they DO make the kosher, I suppose it's hard to get in his neighborhood, you could have helped him out with that, dear.....'

 

Wait -- that wasn't a Peter King parody by boom?

 

Ahhh, my favorite sounds of the holiday season

 

There is little doubt that Lou is not changing those batteries on purpose.

But back to the Kosher Coke....

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03192007/news/regionalnews/kosher__coke_a_big_hit_regionalnews_rita_delfiner.htm