All I Wanted Was Kosher Coca Cola

Better not. It may be Luggy.

 

Or jr

In fact I thought the guy who gave me finger might have been jr or fenian visiting CT for day and I wanted to say hi.

 

Strangly, I can pithure (Hi BOOM!) this chain of events in my mind

 

Yes, one of those adjunct lecturers from the Anthropology-of-Cinema sequence at Choate might bust a cap in your ass. Especially if he's rollin' down to the Noroton Yacht Club to tidy up his sail locker.

 

It's because my skills as a spellbinding descriptive writer.

 

Someone need to splain this to Catholic boy why it has to be made of sugar instead of corn syrup....
Kosher hot dogs, I get. Kosher Coke (Or Koke if this were Amerikka for Boots and JDV) I don't get.

 

It was good, Boom.

I was impressed with how you handled your small member in the narrative.

 

come to think of it the guy looked a bit like Mike Lupica.

 

Because it's a hell of a lot better.

Why drink the cheaper crap when you can force them to do it the right way?

Rabbis aren't dumb.

 

Might as well go for a soda....

 

Seriously, where can I find Kosher Coke? I've been making do with the occasional bottle of MexiCoke from the Latin markets around here, but $1.25 for a 12 oz. bottle is a bit much. Do most Jewish grocery stores get it, or does Coke only send it to areas with large Jewish populations?

Why they don't do a premium cane sugar Coke year-round is beyond me. If they can do Coke in lime, cherry, black cherry and vanilla, diet, zero calorie and caffeine free, you'd think they could do a sugar Coke easily.

Also, corn syrup, like all corn products, are not recommended Passover foods. Or so I've been told. Thus the need for sugar instead of HFCS.

 

No grains can be eaten during passover- hence no corn syrup. This catholic boy did not know that either till 21 explained it over a beer at Stan's