ALL HAIL THE UNIBOOB!

Approves.

 

So small breasts - like an ironing board - gets no sympathy from you? None?
Tara Reid? 'cause I do feel sorry for her over that job... I mean ewwww.

If I ever got plastic surgery I wouldn't go cheap - in the belief you get what you pay for), but I support plastic surgery. If people want to pay for it go ahead.
When you buy a house or car you do repairs, upgrades and improvements. Why not the body?

 

Saw that one coming all the way up the Milky Way.

 

Women's breasts, in all their shapes and shades, from pale pink nipples to rosy red nubs, areolas dark brown to light tan, skin alabaster to all-over bronze, A-cup, B-cup, C-cup, D. Each perfect as is, no modification necessary.

Natural is sexy as hell.

 

Heeeeey joe, where you going with that _______ in your hand?

 

You back yet? Or still in the bathroom?

 

Bathroom hell. I've been doing women's work today: shopping, cooking, cleaning. And Care Bear, dear, shouldn't you be barefoot and pregnant or something? [Now where the hell's that blue font?]

 

Joe, honey, I've been doing men's work all day: splayed out on the couch, playing with my stalk, trying to figure out how to delete cookies so my significant other won't discover the large-breasted Asian porn sites I've been visiting.

I also managed to compile a large sandwich with most of the contents and condiments now finding comfort in the crevices of the couch. I mopped the floor by leaving a towel on it and recycled by wearing the same socks for the third day in a row.

I cleaned the car simply by not driving anywhere, and I made the bed by not sleeping in it in the first place. I prefer the condiment couch! I also fed the dog by throwing a tennis ball at it, and planned a delightful dinner for the family by creating a shopping list with food that someone else will purchase.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am simply exhausted. I just need to check Facebook one more time and assure myself that no females wearing bikinis in their profile pictures have friend requested me in the past hour.

/no blue font

 

You can lock this thread now.

 

Not sure I'd go that far, but I am certainly not a proponent of it. My sister-in-law got breast implants in her mid-40s. I just had to bite my tongue because it just wasn't worth the argument if I told her how stupid I thought it was.

Of course, the husband said it was a present for both of them.

 

Ho-ly. Shi-it.

This awesomeness can never be topped. I bow down in the general direction of CB.

 

Oh, please bow in the general direction of Joe, whose previous posts made that rant possible. Thanks, Joe!