Alien vs. Predator alert

on FX right now.

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Alien #4: "Screeeeeeeeeeee!"

Predator #2: "Grpmhhhh. Ha ha ha!"

 

Eat your heart out, H.R. Giger:

 

The animals being hunted don't arm the hunters!

 

They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war. It's time to pick a side.

 

You know, when you get sick, you think about your life and how you're going to be remembered. You know what I realized would happen when I go? A ten percent fall in share prices. Maybe twelve. And that's it.

 

You think that's the last thing your dad remembers? The pain? Or drinking champagne with his daughter fourteen thousand feet in the air?

I need this.

 

nice.

 

You want a piece of me? You ugly son of a bitch!

 

i would love one of those claw weapons they have that expands. i think parents would think about being a bunch of bitches if i walked around with that on

 

That they would, Break. That they would. Ha ha.

 

Gentlemen? It is my job to keep you alive on this expedition, and I need your help to do that. Since I don't have the time to properly train you, I'm laying down three simple rules. One. No one goes anywhere alone, ever. Two. Everyone must maintain constant communication. Three. Unexpected things are gonna happen. When they do, no one tries to be a hero. Understood?