ALERT!: Van Damme still a douche

If anybody talks shit on Time Cop, I'll release the hounds. My favorite guilty pleasure.

 

I liked his turn as a Pittsburgh Penguins goalie in "Sudden Death."

Kicking the shit out of terrorists, big deal. But a save percentage of 1.000 in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final? Now that's rising to the occasion.

 

Mia Sara's nude scene would prevent me from ever saying a bad thing about that flick. ;D

 

Yes. Absolutely.

Although I think Hard Target might be the worst of them all. His "Cajun" accent was so unintenionally funny. And Wilford Brimley is in it as well, also with a Cajun accent.

 

I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

 

Fucking-A. He had me a "peeled." If JCVD is ever cold, he's more than welcomed to warm up in my silk igloo.

 

Wow. Just wow.

 

And who could forget JCVD rocking out w/The Smithereens off that Timecop soundtrack:

http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=P12PaUWYMSE

 

Hell, I think his first ever role on screen was a back-up dancer in Breakin' .

He also played an evil Russian fighter in No Retreat, No Surrender

 

"Silk igloo" is the one that gets "wow" out of you? "I hope they show his wang" and a reference to excessive vaginal moisture, and "silk igloo" gets the rise?

Holy shit.

 

I think I missed those. But thanks.

 

But you have to wear all black, a black dress and high heels.