ALERT!: Van Damme still a douche

... or OUTING ALERT! JCVD=JDV. Either way, we've gone down the rabbit hole of douche-ness with this interview with Newsweek for the washed up action star. Fabulously creepy read. Journo, a 22yo woman, goes 11 questions with him. Halfway through, he's already incredibly inappropriate.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/169176

 

A perfect summation. Spot on.

 

His new movie looks very interesting to say the least.

 

I'd be sliding off my seat if I were interviewing JCVD.

 

Some of his movies are the most unintentionally hilarious movies ever made.

 

The flashback to breaking into the guys house to steal the sword in Bloodsport is one of the unintentionally funny scenes in movie history.

 

It really does.

Critics are absolutely raving about his perfomance, to the point where I want to see it.

 

Can honestly say I haven't seen one since the one after Bloodsport... what was that? Kickboxer? He had to avenge his brother, who was paralyzed during a fight?

 

God, I hope they show his wang.

 

You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

Adjusts tie, slicks back hair and says "still got it."

 

I think Bloodsport is the one where they have some ridiculous voice dubbed over his.

The guy who played his brother in Kickboxer was actually the kickboxing champion at the time. I can't remember his name and I don't feel like looking it up.

I would challenge anyone to watch Double Impact (the first time he plays twins) and not laugh their asses off at all of the wrong times.

 

Didn't he accidentally kick Arsenio Hall in the face while on his show?