Alert: The Notebook on Oxygen

That would be like me screening Hoosiers without it getting dusty. Or Sonner watching Rambo: First Blood without shedding a tear.

RB

 

Can't happen. I've seen it probably 30 times. Cried every time. When she comes back to him, I cry. When she's gone again, I cry. When the nurse walks in, sometimes I cry.

 

Those tears, sadly, don't cure cancer like Sonner's. Too bad he never cries.

I, too, shed one or two upon first viewing. Too bad it triggered a five-hour, middle-of-the-night "conversation" about our "relationship". Sigh.

RB

 

That made me giggle really hard.

 

And wee RB didn't even get to participate that night, either. So fuckabunchaNotebook.

RB

 

Thank you for the warning, IJAG. I usually know better than to even flip by Oxygen, but I really want to be careful I don't even catch a moment of The Notebook.

 

Fucking dumbest movie ever. Hand-wringing, overwrought bullshit that's so kitsch it wouldn't even sell in the waiting area of a Cracker Barrel.

 

I love the fact that 11 HOURS LATER you're thanking me for "warning" you about what's on TV.

You're a sharp one, oop!

 

You deserve Evansville.

 

My joke




IJAG's head.


No surprise there.

 

That was a "joke?" I could understand "sarcasm" or "funny comment."

But that was a "joke?"

 

THANK YOU!!!!!

I saw that ending coming in the first five fucking minutes. An M. Night Shamalamadingdongmanyodingdong movie has less obvious twists.

Oh and this is for IJAG: BQ or plain?