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Al-Qaeda's number 2 to the 60-day DL?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by markvid, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. markvid

    markvid Guest


    This would be great if true.
    At this point, it's just as big a get if Osama takes a dirt nap.
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Forty Blonde Virgins head coach Khabib bin Belichick didn't want to talk about QB Ayman al-Zawahiri, who is listed as doubtful with an infection heading into Sunday's pivotal Dust Conference game against archrival Forty Naturally Redheaded Virgins.

    "Look, I'm not a doctor, OK?" bin Belichick said. "When the doctor tells us something, we'll pass it on."
  3. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Standing O.
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    The Forty Blonds have a history of playing lose with their injury list.
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    They had Khabib bin Bahib listed as probable a few weeks ago. turns out the dude was already out for the season after a beheading.
  6. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I don't LOL much, but that had me LOL'ing up a storm :)
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Damn. This would certainly be almost as big as bin Laden keeling over.
  8. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    That'll come in late October/early November.
  9. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    Of which election year?
  10. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    How many No. 2's has Al-Qaeda had?
    I swear I've heard this before on more than one occasion.
  11. Sleeper

    Sleeper Member

    Al-Zawahiri has been al-Qaida's number two since the late 1990s. You may be thinking of al-Qaida in Iraq leaders. They've had a higher turnover rate.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Lots of voluntary buyouts, I hear.
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