Al-Qaeda's number 2 to the 60-day DL?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/01/eveningnews/main4316193.shtml

This would be great if true.
At this point, it's just as big a get if Osama takes a dirt nap.

 

Forty Blonde Virgins head coach Khabib bin Belichick didn't want to talk about QB Ayman al-Zawahiri, who is listed as doubtful with an infection heading into Sunday's pivotal Dust Conference game against archrival Forty Naturally Redheaded Virgins.

"Look, I'm not a doctor, OK?" bin Belichick said. "When the doctor tells us something, we'll pass it on."

 

Standing O.

 

The Forty Blonds have a history of playing lose with their injury list.

 

They had Khabib bin Bahib listed as probable a few weeks ago. turns out the dude was already out for the season after a beheading.

 

I don't LOL much, but that had me LOL'ing up a storm

 

Damn. This would certainly be almost as big as bin Laden keeling over.

 

That'll come in late October/early November.

 

Of which election year?

 

How many No. 2's has Al-Qaeda had?
I swear I've heard this before on more than one occasion.

 

Al-Zawahiri has been al-Qaida's number two since the late 1990s. You may be thinking of al-Qaida in Iraq leaders. They've had a higher turnover rate.

 

Lots of voluntary buyouts, I hear.