Al-Qaeda warns Canada

That's good stuff.

"Genuine seal eyelid undies."

 

I want one of the bras. I mean, it does get cold up here ... 11 months of the year.

 

A lot of seals will have to give their lives for that one.

 

I'll beat their heads in myself!

 

Hope nobody tells Boom how it works out on the prairies.....

Every year just before the ice disappears from the fields the Saskatchewan Seal hunt begins. Farmers head out with modified combines to harvest the seals from the fields before they can harm the crop to be seeded.

The special combines club the seal then collect the skins and oil before returning the remains to the land for fertilizer

That's great stuff. I imagine Super (remember how Mike Walden would just call him "Super" as if that and not Dave was his first name?) will be doing his shopping there as soon as the -- da da da! -- "genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings" arrive.

 

It's early in the season, too, so we still have time before we put grandma and grandpa out on the ice floes with the seal carcasses.