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Al-Qaeda warns Canada

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Oct 28, 2006.

  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    They are infidels and traitors to Allah who must be punished!

    Seriously, though -- if they bomb Mississauga or Brampton they'll probably kill more Muslims than they will Christians.
     
  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    I'm thinking they'll go after the NW Territories. Maybe strap a bomb to a polar bear. Thaw out a lake and see if global warming can cause the havoc Al Gore said it would. Swing a solid fist at ole Moosejaw, Sasketchewan.
     
  3. MC Sports Guy

    MC Sports Guy Member

    I think I may speak for others when I ask: Canada has a military?
     
  4. Flash

    Flash Guest

    And Surrey, too!
    Maybe we should just round up all the Saskatchewan seal hunters and get them ready for the attack.


    (Flying Headbutt ... Moose Jaw ... two words ;) )
     
  5. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Remember when Super Dave Osborne used to be strapped in for all his stunts with genuine Saskatchewan seal-skin bindings?

    Wait a second......that's it! Super Dave could defend us from the evil camel jockeys!

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    This is a second-hand story, but it came from a very reliable source.

    Last year there were two Middle Eastern men who crossed the border into Minnesota in the dead of winter.

    They got lost. They didn't know that there is a whole lot of nothing for miles in the North Country.

    They also didn't know that they should dress for the weather.

    By the time the Border Patrol found them, not only were the two illegal aliens arrested, they were extremely glad to have been found.

    I really don't think Canada has anything to worry about. ;)
     
  7. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    This is my favorite part:
    Seriously? They have an information and strategy committee? How does one explain their position to someone without making that person laugh?

    "So, what do you do for a living?"
    "Oh, I work in the Al Qaeda information and strategy committee."
    "That seems like an interesting position. Can you elaborate?"
     
  8. Hed bust

    Hed bust Guest

    Military terminology, Slappy.
    "Boots on the ground" = actual troops involved there. Actual troops present.
    There are no Canadian troops in Iraq.
    Only in Afghanistan do they currently have troops
     
  9. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'd be willing to bet they don't care.
     
  10. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Oh, I bet they do care...remember around this time last year when all of a sudden, Al-now-a-corpse-Zarqawi was condemned by the Muslims after he orchestrated the hotel bombings in Jordan?
    That's right, kill all the other groups you can think of...but hit a Muslim? HOW DARE YOU, YOU ANIMAL!
     
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    To the rescue!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Flash

    Flash Guest

    And in case anyone doesn't believe me ...


    www.saskatchewansealhunt.com
     
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