Al Campanis, Michael Richards, John Mayer

I imagine Waylon's thread title was tongue-in-cheek, as was Mizzou's Schott comparison. He dropped one N-bomb, and did so in quoting an Urban-Dictionary-style phrase. Not that big a deal.

 

He addressed this line of thinking. Just because he wants to have sex with Jessica Simpson doesn't also mean that he welcomes the fame that comes with it. He just wants to have sex with Jessica Simpson.

 

What's-his-name from Grey's Anatomy would probably disagree.

 

I am hardly a fan, but the funny thing is for some stupid reason people care about what he says, thinks. If he wasn't popular, no one would write about him or photograph him. Apparently, he still has buzz which means there's an audience. He does not need to get over himself, the audience needs to; then he'll just become David Cassidy and come back 25 years from now in Celebrity Band or something like that.

 

If you read the interview (or the highlights), it's for good reasons that he wants to have sex with Jessica Simpson.

 

Isaiah Washington was a bit actor who got lucky on Grey's until he couldn't shut the fuck up.

Mayer's a big-name celebrity who hates TMZ, ET, and the paparazzi hounding him.

Plus, dude doesn't want to be tied down in dating or serious relationships.

BTW, is it me or is everyone getting tired of "poor Jennifer"? I'm sick and tired of the sympathy votes for her.

Yeah, she's cute, but that's it in my book.

There's something about her that, for some reason, have turned Mayer and Brad Pitt off.

Or maybe she needs to stop looking for a date/mate, and live her damn life.
Nobody cares if she has a beau or not.

 

If he really hated all the attention, he wouldn't have basically hosted an episode of TMZ a year or two back, he wouldn't be Tweeting his every piss, fart and shit and he wouldn't, as Mizzou notes, be dating/screwing the hottest women in Hollywood.

He loves every second of it and is smart enough to know that pretending to dislike it is even better than outwardly embracing it.

 

By the way, is it just me, or does describing someone as 'sexual napalm' not exactly sound like a compliment?

 

Yes, he hates the publicity.



He's a regular JD Salinger.

 

Aniston has seemed very unlikable dating back to when she was seeing Vince Vaughn.

Always seemed bitchy and standoffish.

Still ridiculously hot. Very overrated as an actress.

 

John Mayer: Insanely talented guitarist who hasn't done shit with all his gifts.

He's the equivalent of a chef at a five-star restaurant settling for work at a McDonald's for his entire life.

 

His instrumental version of "Human Nature" at the Michael Jackson memorial service was outstanding: