1. Welcome to SportsJournalists.com, a friendly forum for discussing all things sports and journalism.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register for a free account to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Access to private conversations with other members.
    • Fewer ads.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Al and Tipper to split

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Pancamo, Jun 1, 2010.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 4 of 11
  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I guess he'll no longer be warming her globes.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 1, 2010
    #37
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe it was all the hot air that finally got to her?
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 1, 2010
    #38
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Maybe her bustline was gradually melting
     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 1, 2010
    #39
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That is such an inconvenient truth, isn't it?
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 1, 2010
    #40
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that would make any woman's core temperature drop by a few degrees.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 1, 2010
    #41
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Shoot, is THIS how I can get to 44,000 posts? Do I get a Prius when I do?
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 1, 2010
    #42
  7. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    I figured that if I don't like my wife after 40 years, I'll just go to the other room and watch baseball on television.
     
    Shaggy, Jun 1, 2010
    #43
  8. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    I may take a run at her. Smasher and Tipper.
     
    Smasher_Sloan, Jun 1, 2010
    #44
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Her fucking Blackie Lawless was just too much for Al to take.
     
    BYH, Jun 1, 2010
    #45
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Chet, thanks for making me hork up my drink on the train with those Mentors lyrics.

    I did a PMRC paper in high school, too, circa 1986. As a visual aid, I passed out the lyrics to Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive." I'd probably get arrested for that now.

    On the other hand, the PMRC is probably single-handedly responsible for the glut of vile lyrics in even pop music now. Once people saw that sticker pushed product, it was like getting the Good Fucking Housekeeping Seal of Anus-Sniffing Approval.
     
    Bob Cook, Jun 1, 2010
    #46
  11. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Had anyone even heard of the Mentors before Tipper's Crusade? I bet they owe 98% of their sales to the PMRC.
     
    PCLoadLetter, Jun 1, 2010
    #47
  12. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Stupid Tipper. Doesn't she know he'll be the first emperor of the moon? Just wait it out and get in the cryogenic tube!
     
    Mystery Meat II, Jun 1, 2010
    #48
Page 4 of 11
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page