Al and Tipper to split

He wanted her to talk dirty.

She wouldn't do it unless he put a sticker on her forehead.

 

And after a great deal of thought and discussion Al drove his SUV into a fire hydrant outside his neighbors' house.

 

... and a sequel-crazed Hollywood's already working on another "Love Story" movie...

Or, Al got tired of dealing with a locked box.

 

Surprised to read that Tipper became friends with Frank Zappa's wife and played drums on Frank's daughter's album. Wonder what he would have thought of that.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2010/06/01/general-us-gore-separation_7651132.html

 

1. Gee whiz, another pair of the self-appointed guardians of "family values" (her especially) can't or won't walk the walk. What a surprise.

2. Over/under on the number of nights Bill and Hillary have spent alone in each other's company in the last 20 years: About 10.

As far as whether it's "sad": they're millionaires. They can find other ways to be happy. Who gives a shit?

 

I'll bet you Bill is loving this and is dying to know if there's an affair behind it.

He's probably on the phone calling around for info right now.

 

Tipper finally realized just how big an idiot the man is.

 

Bill and Hillary's was based on political gain from the get-go.

Al and Tipper's was based on this kind of thing, until she realized how far out there he'd gotten.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/al-gore-and-tipper-gore-kiss-at-the-dnc-10797435

 

I guess she gets half the credit for finding a place called Love Canal.

Who gets custody of Manbearpig? The world wonders.

 

Look up and smell my anal vapor
your face is my toilet paper
on your face I leave a shit tower

I can honestly say that I have not thought about the Mentors in years and yet I remember that lyric no problem.

I did a paper on the PMRC and that was one of the lyrics that had them bent out of shape.

 

Or on the phone with Tipper hitting on her.

 

Five on No. 2.

I think there's a better chance Hillary has spent more nights with Monica Lewinsky than Bill (yes, I did mean to say Hillary).