Al and Tipper to split

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/06/01/1984640/al-and-tipper-gore-to-separate.html

How big is her settlement?

 

Al & Tipper Gore separating after 40 years of marriage

I don't know why this makes me sad, but it does. After 40 years, seems like you've been through so much, maybe you should just go the distance. Or not, I don't know.

 

She gets the warmer part of the planet

 

I don't ever like hearing about a couple splitting up, especially one that's been together as long as they have. Whoever would have guessed Bill and Hillary would outlast Al and Tipper?

 

He gets the music with offensive lyrics, including all the rock and/or roll

 

Because while Hillary is busy being Secretary of State, Bill's chasing soccer moms in Westchester.

 

Bill and Hillary is the ultimate marriage where both parties know they're more powerful with the other than they would be if they split.

Who gets divorced after 40 years together? That's insane.

 

They wanted to wait until all the kids were dead ...

 

Who gets divorced after 40 years? Someone who's fallen in love with someone else, I bet.

 

Al's either stepping out or Tipper caught him listening to Body Count.

 

"Ha, ha!"