Airport suggestions

Watch out for her.

 

If you line non-stop action, go with Hamburger Hill or In Harm's Way.

 

The Swamp by Michael Grunwald. Fascinating shit.

 

Pray like hell that Karen Black is your stewardess.
And when they ask if you want steak or fish, get the lasagna.

 

Read Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" -- it's a marvel, plus then you won't wonder what all the fuss is about when the movie comes out in a few weeks.

 

If you have a phone that takes pics ... take pics of people being people at the airport.

 

First get a Kindle - first book to load - Loan Survivor.

Then take advantage of the free 14 day trial newspaper and mag offers.

 

--Don't crowd around the jetway entrance;
--Board with your correct zone;
--Put your second bag under the seat in front of you;
--Rollers go wheels-first into the overhead bin;
--Be courteous about putting your seat back;
--Don't use other peoples' seats as handrails or to pull yourself up, and
--There's no need for applause when the plane lands.

 

The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

 

She's watching you from across the terminal.

 

For a manageable airport try Greensboro. Asheville is also very nice.

Dubuque is tiny but has very good cheesburgers. Stay away from Westchester during peak times with only one security line.

Hope that helps.

 

Frequently spotted at Iowa City (odd days) and Ames (evens).