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Airplane II alert! HBO Comedy!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    She's starting to shimmy!!!!
     
  2. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    "A question? What is it?"

    "It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that's not important now."
     
  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Shhh!

    Shhh!
     
  4. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    "Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now."

    "Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it."
     
  5. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!
     
  6. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker.
     
  7. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    I'm gonna go get Ted, just don't fall apart on me now!
     
  8. RokSki

    RokSki New Member

    Oh, that was a time. You got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks, you kept telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly!
     
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    We'd better get to the tower, Lieutenant.

    We have no tower, sir.

    No tower?

    Just a bridge, sir.

    Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?
     
  10. jboy

    jboy Guest

    But he died?

    No Buddy hung tough. He was a rock.

    And he lived?

    No Andy died the next day.

    Over Macho Grande?

    No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
     
  11. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    The original Airplane gags caught everyone off guard. It was almost a foolproof riot.

    The genius of Airplane 2 was that even though the audience knew exactly what to expect, it was still funny as hell.
     
  12. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    ...switches, and lights and knobs ... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
     
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