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Air sex - better than air guitar??

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double J, May 14, 2009.

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  1. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    This gives new meaning to "performance art." Other than that, I don't think I have any words......

    http://www.airsexworldchampionships.com/

    After a year of sold out shows at the Alamo Drafthouse and the Paramount theater in Austin, TX, the World Air Sex Championships are taking to the road and touring fifteen North American cities in the search for this year’s Air Sex Champion.

    “Air Sex is sort of like Air Guitar,” said Tim League, founder of the Alamo Drafthouse and the Air Sex World Championship, “except instead of pretending to play an invisible guitar on stage, contestants get up there and pretend to have sex with someone who isn’t there. With their clothes on, typically. They pick a song to perform to and then have two minutes to impress the judges with their overall Airness.”

    This year's schedule:

    Sat 06/06 Austin, TX
    Tue 06/09 Atlanta, GA
    Wed 06/10 Washington, DC
    Fri 06/12 New York, NY
    Sat 06/13 Toronto, ONT
    Sun 06/14 Chicago, IL
    Mon 06/15 Kansas City, MO
    Wed 06/17 Salt Lake City, UT
    Fri 06/19 Seattle, WA
    Sat 06/20 Portland, OR
    Sun 06/21 Vancouver, BC
    Wed 06/24 San Francisco, CA
    Thu 06/25 San Diego, CA
    Fri 06/26 Los Angeles, CA
    Sat 06/27/09 Tucson, AZ

    Anyone here interested in demonstrating their, um, Airness? At the very least we need to have a correspondent at some if not all of these shows!
     
    Double J, May 14, 2009
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  2. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Out here in Cowshitistan, we'll save all our sublimated sexual energy for football and religious events, thanks.
     
    writing irish, May 14, 2009
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  3. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Air Sex = Masturbation??
     
    RossLT, May 14, 2009
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  4. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    Air Sex = What Strippers Do
     
    Some Guy, May 14, 2009
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  5. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    They've got a date in Salt Lake? That should go over well.
     
    ColbertNation, May 14, 2009
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  6. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    How the hell are they not going to Vegas??
     
    RossLT, May 14, 2009
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  7. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    It will be all air missionary position.
     
    Some Guy, May 14, 2009
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  8. DirtyDeeds

    DirtyDeeds Guest

    Solid.
    Other than that, words fail me.
     
    DirtyDeeds, May 14, 2009
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  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Mikey just kicked a hobo and doesn't know why.
     
    Chef, May 14, 2009
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  10. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Bob Slydell, May 14, 2009
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  11. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Air sex ... air guitar ...

    Either way, you gotta have good hands.

    And I would go with that Queens of the Stone Age song for both.
     
    I Should Coco, May 15, 2009
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  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Too much of the real thing going on there. Nobody would pay attention.
     
    outofplace, May 15, 2009
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