Ain't No Rug Big Enough, Johnny Mac

I think how McCain ended his marriage to this woman was utterly crappy. But I'm not going to allow anything like that influence how I chose who will be the leader of the free world. Besides, I've been divorced twice. Who am I to judge McCain's candidacy for that?

 

No need for Obama to add Hill as the VP.

Old John lost every female vote (maybe 99 percent) in America when they see a picture of his former wife and another one his current wife.

Wait, didn't he allegedly chat on this wife?

 

If you ain't chatting, you ain't trying.

 

Damn fingers.

Cheating.

 

[Clinton]It depends what the meaning of the word "is" is...[/Clinton]

 

Hence my reply based on the sports axiom.

 

I know that's a famous line, but he was right there too. They were trying to say he lied when they asked him a question in the present tense and expected him to answer for all of history.
It would be like if I asked you, "Are you killing people?"
You could answer no, even if you had killed 1,000 people the night before, because obviously you aren't killing anyone at the moment I ask the question.
Again, I know it's slimy semantics, but that's the way law works.

 

She "got divorced."
He "screwed around."
That kind of acrobatics is hard to find outside of Cirque du Soleil.

 

Yep, because we're all just super-emotional and wouldn't vote for a man to LEAD THE COUNTRY just because he left a disfigured woman for a hot one.

Grow the fuck up.

 

I'd never seen that one, until today.

Dead solid perfect.

 

You don't think a man divorcing his older wife for a younger wife swings votes?

I can name at least 10 Hollywood movies that made tens of millions of dollars on this premise alone. And trust me, it was not a bunch of guys breaking from their fantasy football draft watching these movies.

You don't play spot-the-huge-age-difference-couples when out and about? My wife and I do it all the time.