After watching the French Open highlites on ESPN, I just want to say...

They also seem to have developed a significant number of injuries along the way.
Gee, I can't remember them losing a match when they didn't complain of some ailment

 

Actually, the problem is that the shot is from a distance, giving the appearance of a bare ass. The shorts themselves are fairly conservative.

 

Dools, please change your avatar. Everytime I see it, I think of Mama Cass saying this crap and I end up laughing really damn hard. And then in my head, she says "now get me a ham sandwich."

 

So something that makes me look like I am committing a misdemeanor every time I jump up to serve is conservative?

I'm glad to know I can wear my fake pecker now with my haberdashery.

 

I think he was referring to the actual size of the shorts. They go almost to her knees. if they were blue, no one would care.

 

The shorts are actually cover MORE than most tennis outfits that I have seen.

 

The pic I see, they look like volleyball shorts. Basically end right under the buttcheeks. You can see the line going around at the top of her thigh.

 

I'm not opposed to the color of the shorts.
I am opposed to seeing her ass crack.

You can see the entire crack! How can she say that's an "illusion?"

 

True. I don't think I've heard them withdraw from an injury from a match they weren't losing, except against each other. They're a turn off.

 

I'm sure it's the crease, not the crack. From the front close up, you can clearly see the shorts are not diaphanous. Now get me a ham sandwich.

 

But when you watch the match it looks like she is going serious commando.

Is that the look you would want if you were a woman?

 

Sounds like projection to me.