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After spending $250,000, Scotland's new slogan is ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by hondo, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    "Welcome to Scotland."


    For $2.50, I could have done better. How about: "Haggis ... tastes like chicken."
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    It's better than "Show us your Caber"
  3. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    "Is that Niblick under your kilt or are just glad to see me?"
  4. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    "We've got a Sporran waiting for you"
  5. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    "Scotland: where the men are men and the sheep's stomachs are boiled."
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    "Scotland: Our heeds are like Sputnik."

    "Scotland: One of our actors is doinking Jennifer Love Hewitt."
  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Hell, just put Sean Connery's face on a billboard and call it good.
  8. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Renton had it right:

    "I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference."
  9. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Well, he does have a point.....
  10. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest


    "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP"
  11. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Excuse me, but if it weren't for us Scots you'd all be still living in fucking peat houses and riding sheep to work. :)

    And we can still drink the lot of you wankers under the table.

    Huggy & I will take all of you on
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    As a kilt-wearing member of The Tartan Army and Celtic F.C. fanboy looser, I object to being lumped in with this non-Gaelic rabble.
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