After spending $250,000, Scotland's new slogan is ...

"Welcome to Scotland."

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/11/28/new_slogan_welcome_to_scotland/7038/

For $2.50, I could have done better. How about: "Haggis ... tastes like chicken."

 

It's better than "Show us your Caber"

 

"Is that Niblick under your kilt or are just glad to see me?"

 

"We've got a Sporran waiting for you"

 

"Scotland: where the men are men and the sheep's stomachs are boiled."

 

"Scotland: Our heeds are like Sputnik."

"Scotland: One of our actors is doinking Jennifer Love Hewitt."

 

Hell, just put Sean Connery's face on a billboard and call it good.

 

Renton had it right:

"I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference."

 

Well, he does have a point.....

 

Duh!

"If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP"

 

Excuse me, but if it weren't for us Scots you'd all be still living in fucking peat houses and riding sheep to work.

And we can still drink the lot of you wankers under the table.

Huggy & I will take all of you on

 

As a kilt-wearing member of The Tartan Army and Celtic F.C. fanboy looser, I object to being lumped in with this non-Gaelic rabble.