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Advice on a headline

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by PalmettoStatesport, Jun 13, 2008.

  1. OK, so our football team heads out for camp and in the morning, their facility is fine. They get back in the afternoon and it is literally covered in shit. Apparently, the sewer blew up right in the middle of their locker room and spilled out all over the place. Working on the story, and apparently, nobody was too concerned (outside of coaches) as the season is still a few months away, but was wondering if any of you had any advice on a headline.
  2. Elliotte Friedman

    Elliotte Friedman Moderator Staff Member

    Something smells funny
    sub-head: For a change, it's not the coach's answers

    Could you get away with 'Full of it?'
  3. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    It Happens
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Were the fans hit?
  5. Who cares about facilities? Shit on them.
  6. jlee

    jlee Active Member

  7. RedSmithClone

    RedSmithClone Active Member

    Happier than a football team in poop
  8. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Locker room smells worse than usual
    Busted sewer line masks normal scent of sweaty ass
  9. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Turd down
  10. RedSmithClone

    RedSmithClone Active Member

    What's the team nickname?
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    Internal sh_tstorm strikes (name of school here)
  12. John

    John Well-Known Member

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