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Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Fenian_Bastard, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. Anyone speak German?

    What in the hell is this about?
    (From Bild, today)

  2. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Babelfish gives me:

    Gate with penis shot.

    I think it just means "My life as a Cleveland fan."
  3. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    "I tore my penis with a geschossen?"

    No, wait, I remember "mit" means "with"...eh, I give up. Never studied the ol' Deutsche, except for a few words back in geology class.
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Goalie gets it in the nuts.
  5. There's a Belichick joke in here somewhere.
    Give me a minute...
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Tor is gate or door.

    I'm guessing the translation is something along the lines of "slamming your dick in the door."
  7. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    I, too, got "Gate with penis shot."
  8. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    It means goal scored by penis shot.
  9. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    "Tor" also means goal.

    He scored the goal with his dick, maybe
  10. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    I wonder if they confused it with "penalty" shot. :)
  11. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Loosely translated: "Player sticks penis in ball gash."
  12. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    I didn't know Travis Henry played soccer in Germany.
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