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Academy Awards

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Ellen--you don't want to wear a dress, we get it...but how do you go from 'no dress' to 'I want to be the guy on Bozo who spins the plates on the sticks'?
     
  2. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Sorry, I didn't. Went on way too long.
     
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    She'd be more entertaining if she was spinning plates. I've never found her funny. I am finding this painful--more than most of you are, probably.
     
  4. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Should have gone on longer so they could shorten this monologue.

    And yes, Ellen looks like a twit.
     
  5. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Did Ellen beat up Prince for that outfit?
     
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Dear, Nicole Kidman, Stepford Wives still didn't get nominated--you can take off the makeup now.
     
  7. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Yes - Prince Charles, back in 1976 when it wasn't quite out of style yet.
     
  8. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    Paging Fenian ...
     
  9. MartinEnigmatica

    MartinEnigmatica Active Member

    She looked like the magenta Ronald McDonald, velvety clownish
     
  10. markvid

    markvid Guest

    I think Wil's hair was the victim of a tragic weedwhacking accident
     
  11. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

    The pianist here, I think, was half the songwriting team that composed the new "news theme" for the network on "Broadcast News."
     
  12. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Good catch, JD.
     
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