Absolutely no shame...

why hell yes, oh mighty wingman. you can be so funny sometimes. i get it. you said one thing but actually meant another. witty, really.

what you really meant to say was: kinda like when president clinton sent thousands and thousands of american kids to their deaths for a war motovated by finding WTM that actually weren't there, only to have the company vice president gore was receiving a monthly check from come in on the heels of said violence and clean up all the blood and guts for billions of dollars ... oh wait, never mind.

 

Actually, Jane Mayer in the New Yorker once quoted a Gingrich staffer as saying Newtie had roughly the same attitude toward hummers vis a vis adultery that Clinton apparently had.
Must be a southern thing.

 

Well, my attitude toward banging Marilyn Monroe is the same as JFK's.

My actual gettin' it done is a little different...

 

Wait...that's not what I meant to say at all!

 

Her calendar's been pretty open since '62.
Maybe she's not into you.

 

You think?

What's not to like?

 

Ah, you're alive and she's not.
Jealous bitch.

 

Seems a small hurdle for true love.

 

OK, here's a dozen roses and a shovel.

 

dude - i sometimes underestimate your sense of humor.

nicely played.

 

gonna need some smelling salts.

 

Bravo, sir.