Aaaarrggghhhhh

How about puss 'n boots?

 

puss n boots, huh? cryptic

cryptic indeed

 

our lead story involves puss n boots.

 

hey, the rumor floating around says we're going to piss in our shoes later this week.

 

shiver me timbers, avast I wish this were pirate week, argghhh

 

so we're supposed to pee on timbers instead?

 

That's what the man said.

 

about what?

 

I dunno.

 

a mom was found dead in her minivan in parking lot at puss n boots. cause of death unknown.

 

but what about the smoking man?

 

smoking man, eh? i'll check on him