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A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Oct 9, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Too many jokes to make here. Dusty Baker is going to coach his son's Little League team this week. Because, you know, sending three teams into the crapper and ruining 20-somethings wasn't enough for him.

    "Mr. Baker my arm really hurts."

    http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/11017497
     
  2. Corey Patterson batting leadoff?
     
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Re: A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Jacque Jones is hoping for a platoon with Timmy Who Eats Boogers.
     
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Instead of the rule where you have to slide on a play at the plate, Dusty has just hired J.T. Snow to save the kiddies from danger.
     
  6. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Active Member

    Is J.T. Snow going to be the home plate umpire? He has to make sure there is no collision of kids at home base.
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Re: A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!

    [​IMG]

    "I'll save them!"
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    fucking fantastic.
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    All right, everybody line up and put these on.

    I know they're pink! The were on sale.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Nah... he's got a date with a chick named Natosha
     
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Re: A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!

    If I showed up at one of these games and my kid was doing towel drills I'd beat Dusty to death with a hammer.
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Awesome.

    "OK kids, we have a very special guest coach today. Say hello to Mr. Alou. Now put out your hands so Mr. Alou can toughen them up for you."
     
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