A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!)

Too many jokes to make here. Dusty Baker is going to coach his son's Little League team this week. Because, you know, sending three teams into the crapper and ruining 20-somethings wasn't enough for him.

"Mr. Baker my arm really hurts."

http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/11017497

 

Corey Patterson batting leadoff?

 

Re: A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Jacque Jones is hoping for a platoon with Timmy Who Eats Boogers.

 

Instead of the rule where you have to slide on a play at the plate, Dusty has just hired J.T. Snow to save the kiddies from danger.

 

Is J.T. Snow going to be the home plate umpire? He has to make sure there is no collision of kids at home base.

 

Re: A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!



"I'll save them!"

 

fucking fantastic.

 

All right, everybody line up and put these on.

I know they're pink! The were on sale.

 

Nah... he's got a date with a chick named Natosha

 

Re: A_QB: F**k those gutless f**king kids!! (Also: Tommy John surgeries for all!

If I showed up at one of these games and my kid was doing towel drills I'd beat Dusty to death with a hammer.

 

Awesome.

"OK kids, we have a very special guest coach today. Say hello to Mr. Alou. Now put out your hands so Mr. Alou can toughen them up for you."