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A win for employees' privacy

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Simon_Cowbell, Jun 19, 2008.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Just for future knowledge, do all of your text messages involve cunnilingus?

    Because maybe you could set up some macros or something.
     
  2. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    It's a dominant theme, though there some non-cunnilingus texts here and there. Macros are a good idea. Thanks, Zeke!
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That cracked me up.
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Do you have a cunnilingus emoticon? That could be helpful.
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I do!

    If you get on AIM and change your emoticons to the monkeys, the monkey you get when you do :p flicks its tongue. It's awesome.
     
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Wow...that's...disturbing. And makes me wonder how you found that out. :D
     
  7. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Hey, some chicks like it like that. Just make sure she knows her safe word.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I really don't want a monkey giving me cunnilingus.
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    It's almost as awesome as the monkey for the :X which crams a banana in its mouth.

    BYH and sc have seen them.
     
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Us, too.

    And it has sparked a rash of text messages among our little group, along these lines:

    "Put the rubber sheet on the bed, oil yourself and stick the feather duster in your ass. There will be no talking. The safety word is: There is no safety word."
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Do monkeys engage in cunnilingus? I'm giving 2-to-10 odds that they do.

    We should be fearful, however, when monkeys learn to use emoticons. That's when we know the Planet Of The Apes is really happening!

    (This is my favorite threadjack in eons.)
     
  12. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    One word: bonobos. Any species that makes penis-fencing a regular social ritual surely has a mastery of cunnilingus as well.
     
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