A weekend alone

There's an Internet full of porn out there, and it's not going to download itself.[/house]

 

I am married with two kids and the youngest just turned one. I get what you are saying about how your life revolves around your children but when it come to eating and sleeping that is a different game. If my wife made something I don't like for dinner, I will get in the kitchen and make something I like.

We have never put demands or rules on each other. Maybe it's because we were older when we got married but little things like staying up just because she is up or eating what she cooked never cause friction.

Must be lucky.

 

Take a weekend camping trip if the weather permits. Nothing I enjoy more than finding a campground, throwing up a tent, cooking a steak and drinking some beer. Maybe doing a little fishing or hiking. Take a book and a hammock.

 

I'm married to your Mom, and it's no picnic, son.

 

Get at me, homie. I got you covered.

 

Sleep on the couch, never use the stove or oven, fail to sleep in, watch way too many episodes of Law & Order, annoy the dogs with my terrible guitar playing and eat a lot of peanut butter sandwiches.

 

depends on where you are and what the weather is:

if the weather is crap, lay in a good supply of beer, get a nice steak and a potato that you like (fries, baked, mashed, etc), schedule a couple of naps and enjoy.

if the weather is nice, get outside with your golf clubs, motorcycle, bicycle, whatever ... then lay in a good supply of beer, get a nice steak and a potato that you like (fries, baked, mashed, etc), schedule a couple of naps and enjoy.

 

Ecstasy, strobe lights, Wham! and a jump rope.

That sippy cup comment was uncalled for, btw.

 

Don't forget the candy pacifier.

 

CHOOSE LAZY!

 

If I weren't working overtime, I'd use the time to relax, listen to music, sing karaoke or watch hoops.

Or try a new recipe in the kitchen.

 

Looking for something to do this weekend? How good are your connections with sports writers in New Hampshire? </cross>