A tradition unlike any other.....

My bad. Usually I have to pay.

 

What do vegans celebrate on this day?

PBJ Day

 

I made the colossal mistake of mentioning March 14th in front of my boss the other day.

This guy is so clueless, his faced turned the color of a Redskins' uniform when someone explained it.

Thank god I work in a pretty, um, open environment. Annnnnd I was off the clock.

 

Jason Whitlock reports than in Asia they celebrate Sushi and Shrimp Day.

 

I'm on WW and eat steak frequently. Lean steak isn't bad points wise and I have it with mushrooms and salad.

The other thing ... you're on your own.

 

I have to find lean steak.

And...poo.

 

Whew... I thought I was about to read about another self-mutilation episode...

 

A huge ovation for this one. I laughed out loud.

 

That was quality work, Care Bear.

I enjoyed checking my facebook this morning and seeing a really hot girl I know gleefully wishing everyone a happy Steak and BJ Day and then explaining it to several of her other hot friends. Then I remembered I'll be working tonight while they're, ahem, celebrating.

 

No need to read the rest of this thread. That right there just won the fucking internet, as the kids say. Christ. That's just beautiful work, CareBear. Big fan. Of it all.

 

Dead-nuts aces.

I love talent.

 

Dining alone? ;D