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A thread about nothing.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Songbird, Sep 6, 2009.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Yep, that's right.

    It's a thread about how bad Ole Miss and Memphis are.

    Godawful they are.
  2. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Bacon makes me happy

    I'd sing the blues too if I had this game in my town.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    See what I mean, it's a thread about nothing.

    Fake. Fake. Fake ... Fake!
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I took a crap this morning that had more excitement and verve than these two teams have.
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    At least this thread is starting out the way they all usually end up.
  6. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Any game is better than South Carolina vs. N.C. State.
  7. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Haiku FAIL!
  10. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    JERRY: How was your flight? (Wishful thinking) Pretty uncomfortable?

    SALLY: (Setting the box down on his table) Actually, the seat next to me was empty, so, there was no problem at all.

    JERRY: (Let down) Oh.. (Starts to open the box) Oh, wait.. (Holding up one of the BBQ jars) This isn't the sauce that I asked for!

    SALLY: That's right. It's a special gourmet sauce. "The Pride of Memphis!"

    JERRY: (Complaining) No, no. I wanted the one in the little bottle with that guy on it that looks like Charles Grodin!

    SALLY: This is much better. And frankly, in Memphis, we think that other sauce as (Whispering) kind of a joke.

    JERRY: I know it's a joke. It's supposed to be a joke! Now I'm going on the Charles Grodin Show with nothing. (Sets the jar down angrily) Nothing!

    SALLY: You could just do your material.

    JERRY: (Peeved) I don't have any material!

    ELAINE: (Yelling out) He's got nothin'!
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