A sweet name change

I love this....that is all
From the AP

 

That's bullshit. I've been "The Mike" for the last three years, paying homage to "The Rick" and Cory "The Cory" Matthews. I just didn't go through the legal steps.

 

I'm beginning to connect the dots re: you and your retroactive virginity.

 

Aren't they cute together, folks?

 

And I thought "THE" Ohio State University was pretentious.

Oh wait. It still is.

 

Beej: Me and Mike, we was like peas and carrots.

 

I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

(given my complete fuckin uselessness with the girls in HS, the concept that I could ever pull off Damone is hilarious, but I'm gonna run with it b/c it's funny as shit, at least to me)

 

I was thinking more that he lasted eight seconds before impregnating Stacy.

 

"I think I came. Didn't you feel it?"

There is NO WAY he lasted eight seconds.

 

If that's what it takes to prove my devotion to Boy Meets World, I'll take the lumps and forget the humps.

 

Jumpin Jeebus.
Does every fucking thread now have to devolve into Mike's inability to get laid and Boy Meets World?
We get it. Move on.

 

The best name change ever was Princess Consuela Bananahammock.