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A story that strikes a very personal chord

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Buck, Jul 23, 2009.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I am a New Jersey native and an avid Wild Turkey enthusiast.
    http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=14700183
     
  2. Somehow I'm not shocked that was a video and not the written word.
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Screw that. We have about 10 Canadian geese that live on the work property (we have some "ponds" or whatever). Apparently PETA awards us for not killing the bastards, but they pretty much attack anyone who walks near them (and they like to hang out by the sidewalk).

    Also, they poop a lot. A LOT.
     
  4. perhaps you have about 10 Canada geese?

    for the record, there is actually no such thing as Canadian geese

    but, yes, whatever you call them, they do tend to leave frequent evidence of their presence
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    No, I think they're Canadian. They have passports and eat Smarties.
     
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Their cigarettes come in packs that are too wide to fit in a breast pocket, and they say 'Eh' instead of honking.
     
  7. part-timer

    part-timer Member

    Buck,
    About 5 years ago, there was a wild turkey that use to hang out on Route 40 in Franklin Township and it used to come right up to the cars stopped at the light. This went on for a good 6 months.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    You know they're from Canada because when they're on IJAG's car they draw out the O's when they poop.

    So instead of "poop", it's, uh, "poop".

    Crap that didn't work at all. That was aboot the stupoopidest post ever. My apologies if you were oh-fended.
     
  9. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Nicely done. A Mr. Jacoby sends his regards.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    This won't end at all well, eh?
     
  11. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    They are my favourites.
     
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Fuck that.

    Mr. Butterball's got one fucking time to chase me back into the house or down the driveway.

    The second time, his ass'd be in the smoker.
     
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