A shining example for all of us

Sounds like this young fellow has the right attitude and a great future, hopefully in sales.

http://www.cleburnetimesreview.com/sports/local_story_109143754.html

 

Hey, when you're Johnson County's Only Daily Newspaper, the rules are different.

 

I'm sorry not only to have woken up to that, but to have read it at all. I may need to go back to bed and start again.

 

I was just thinking the same thing.
What an awful piece of garbage to read first thing.

 

This is why I always read the first few comments on a thread before clicking a link. I won't ruin my day by suffering the same fate as you poor folk.

 

Here's another classic. Not as good as the last one, but check out the last line.

http://www.troymessenger.com/articles/2008/04/20/sports/sports04.txt

 

If that's all that the payscales of the current bottom-rungers can attract, it's time to go into the little room with a pistol.

 

Did he really use the word "craptacular" in the newspaper?

 

But it was a quote!

 

No, it wasn't.

 

Hey, if it's good enough for Bart Simpson, it should be good enough for us. Don't have a cow, man.