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A sad day...Winona Ryder is off the market

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bill Brasky, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    Damn, you love a woman from afar, and this is how she treats you.

  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    She and Johnny Depp were engaged, and didn't make it down the aisle. There's hope for you yet, Bill.

    Although you might consider becoming a musician.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So there's still a chance.

    Good luck, Bill. But keep the valuables out of easy reach.
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    She's so pale, she reflects.

    And who's the stooge?
  5. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    I was at a barbecue a couple of weekends ago and this guy was talking about he and a buddy saw Dave Pirner (ex-Soul Asylum guy) at a bar in New Orleans...Pirner lives down there now. Anyhow, this guy's buddy was bombed and he wanted to ask Pirner what it was like to be in a relationship with Winona Ryder...finally got him out of the bar.
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I like how, according to the article, he's in the band "Rilo Kelly."
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Well, you knew he had to be in a band. It was just a question of "Who's that?" or "Oh yeah, him."
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Um, yeah, but the point is the group is called "Rilo Kiley."

    Not Kelly.
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Attention Mikey: He was in Salute Your Shorts and Boy Meets World!
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    The lead singer of Rilo Kiley, whom he dated for several years, was the daughter in Troop Beverly Hills! She was also on Mr. Belvedere, Growing Pains, Baywatch and the Golden Girls!

    I like the group and all, but they're all cheesy 80s sitcom rejects.

    Sorry if any of the above is well known by all the music people on here. I had no idea who Rilo Kiley was until about four months ago.
  11. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Hell, I've never heard of Rilo Kiley or Rilo Kelly.
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    For me:

    Not. Without. A. Full. Body. Condom.
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