A requiem for Khartoum: Revisiting haiku

OK, this should draw 'Toum out.

Penultimate? Pish!
It's florid gimcrackery
And Deadwood sucks balls

 

You say requiem?
I would say it more likely
Just about killed him.

 

Posts like the prior
are why I come to this board.
Had to type this fast.

 

Unfair tactics, these.
Out of hiding, you force 'Toum.
You all suck at this.

;D

 

Bad breaks and poor counts,
Dools' hellish haiku hallmarks.
Along with poor taste.

 

A sinner, a saint?
Still quoting Meredith Brooks?
Fourteen years; move on.

Jed Bartlet retort,
Inevitable, I wait.
But Sorkin trumps Brooks.

 

Welcome back Khartoum
Stay a while won't you please
Show us that smile

 

Running the risk of crossing a line, my favorite haiku from 'Toum. It was the ... ahem, climax of a PM argument/discussion we were having.

Disappointment? Ha!
Haikus: Toum's second-best skill.
Pleasing women? First. 8)

 

Old night crew, it's missed.
Where have you gone, Terry Haute?
Good times well wasted.

Much love for the thread.
Imitation? Flattery.
Except when it's Dools.

Requiem? Not dead.
Just lurking; ever lurking.
Back to the shadows...

 

Ha ha ha ha ha!
Quoted for posterity.
Awesome, Toum once was.