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A really sh###y story in the NYT

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Starman, Sep 17, 2019.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  2. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    I was saying to my fiance the other day that I've never seen my boss in the men's room. Not once. He lives in town and I suspect he runs home every time he's in search of a smashing success -- or even a quick piss.

    That'd just kind of weird to me. Maybe he's a germaphobe. Not sure there's an appropriate way to broach that topic: "Say, boss, how come I never see ya in the shitter?"

    Contrast that with other co-workers who spend so much time in there I suspect they're napping.
     
    Tweener likes this.
  3. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    I just rocked a piss and there was music and dialogue coming from one of the stalls.
     
  4. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    Does that need to be an NYT article?
     
    Severian and playthrough like this.
  5. Severian

    Severian Well-Known Member

    The Times is ON it.
     
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    "All The Shit That Fits, We Print."
     
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    An old roommate from my bachelor days used to time his bowel movements for when he'd be at the office. He liked to say it made him a professional shitter, since he was on the clock when he was in there. Also, too, because we'd often run out of TP at the house we'd rent.
     
  8. Severian

    Severian Well-Known Member

    Cool story.
     
  9. Mwilliams685

    Mwilliams685 Active Member

    This is the exact reason I take my shits at home. Shop is too cheap to keep stock of TP and it's less than five minutes to wipe with something better than single ply.
     
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