A really crappy record

That suspect truly is full of shit.

 

When this this standoff comes to a head, I have a feeling the shit's going to hit the fan.

 

The guy I really feel sorry for is the evidence technician who has to collect the drugs when the dam breaks. Wonder how that assignment is being discussed in the precinct?

 

Couldn’t he, like, die?

 

I think it's mentioned in the story that the dude's intestine could rupture. But some spokesman from something or other (I really don't want to go back and read the article again) said things should work themselves out before that point ... maybe ... fingers crossed ...

 

Who doesn’t enjoy a good shit?

 

I really thought you meant this guy.

Counted out: World’s worst boxer throws in the towel after 256 defeats | Daily Mail Online

 

I guess the new leader is YankeeFan on the Trump thread

 

I thought this was gonna be about that 4 Non-Blondes CD I still have in my basement b/c I need to remind myself why I've never been good with money. (Hi @QYFW)

 

It takes a lot to admit that you bought that.
The first step toward dealing with your terrible taste in music is admitting you have terrible taste.

 

Don't blame me, I was on acid.